ISFP - What could be more important than cuddling?
ISTP - I’m going to build robots and bombs in my basement one day. Failing that I’ll become an assassin or secret agent.
ESTP - Hey guess what I did today, what I ate for lunch, and what my friends said the other day!?!
ESFP - When did fart jokes go out of style? What?
INTJ - People are idiots. They just don’t understand.
ENTJ - I wish this person would stop talking so I could stop smiling and nodding and finally tell them how things will be done.
ENTP - I’m going write many many patents about genius ideas and I am going to do absolutely nothing with them.
ESTJ - Isn’t it great how hardworking I am? Why aren’t you all be more focused and hardworking like me? You’re all lazy.
ISFJ - You can yell at me all you want, I’m STILL going to continue to do nice things for you. ALL the time.
ESFJ - I think it’s about time to have another get together where I talk to people about things that make them uncomfortable.
INFP - I feel like being a vegetarian is not sufficient anymore, I need to pick up another cause.
ENFJ - LET ME LOVE YOU! Scratch my back?
INTP: “C DOS run, run DOS run.”
INTJ: “Always have a plan B if plan A doesn’t execute.”
ENTP: “Don’t be so daft, let’s get the TARDIS running; ooh, that’s a ‘nice’ vegetable you’re wearing.”
ENTJ: “I am your father.”
INFP: “I don’t want to work, I just want to read all day long.”
INFJ: “What the world needs now, is love sweet love, but there’s just too little love.”
ENFJ: “Let’s play the Glad Game, boys and girls!”
ENFP: “Make love not war, man.”
ISTP: “My name is Stan.”
ISFP: “Cover me, darling please.”
ESTP: “Whaddup, yo!”
ESFP: “Party time!!!!”
ISFJ: “I have to get all this done for the boss.”
ESFJ: “Aww, let’s give you a makeover and you’ll feel better.”
ISTJ: “If it isn’t practical or realistic, I’m not doing it.”
ESTJ: “Stop it right there!”
ISFJ - My boss said I did good at work today, so it was a good day.
INFJ - You already told me in a dream last night.
ISTJ - Stop doing that, and start acting perfect.
INTJ - Shut up I’m working on the video game that I’m designing.
INTP - I have this condition where I’m smarter than everyone else.
ISTP - Did I give you some kind of indication that I care?
ISFP - I’m majoring in art, but I’ve been going to school for 6 years.
INFP - Dating is pointless when you’re not in love.
ESFJ - Tonight for our main course we will be having Chicken Parmesan.
ENFJ - I don’t know how, but I always get my way.
ESTJ - We have some cleaning to do so get to work, and I’ll coach you as you go.
ESTP - Want to see my happy trail?
ENTJ - It’s alright everybody stop worrying, I’m here now.
ENTP - I want to be a computer programmer, or maybe a business man, or maybe own a bar, or become a police man, or an actor, or…
ESFP - Man I’ve been partying so much since my wife left me for another guy.
ENFP - I know we’ve only been on one date, but I love you.